01.) If you catch a virus, only your computer dies.
02.) They never have to know you live in your parents basement.
03.) All guys look like George Cloony and all woman like Pamela Anderson.
04.) Three words: No shotgun weddings.
05.) Your partner could have more of a personality than your inflatable friends.
06.) Viagra! Who needs Viagra?
07.) You can exercise your offensive habits without embarrassing yourself.
08.) If you get drunk and blackout, you only wake up next to a keyboard.
09.) Bathing, dressing, supplying atmosphere is optional.
10.) If the date goes bad, changing your Screen Name is easier 1then changing your real name.