Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later, Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of fine malt scotch in one hand and a Cuban cigar in the other. His clothes were all ripped and torn. "What happened to you," asked Bill.” Well, the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the scotch and his beautiful 19 year old daughter made passionate love to me," said the mumbled and befuddled driver. “My God, what did you tell them," asks Clinton. The driver replied, "I just said: I'm Bill Clinton’s driver and I just killed the pig."