The church service was underway and they passed the collection plate. When the preacher saw a $100.00 bill in the collection plate, he stopped the service and announced, "Whoever put the $100.00 bill in the plate, please stand up."
A gay man stood up and said, "I did."
The preacher told him, "Since you put that money in the plate, I would like to let you pick out three hymns."
Excitedly, the gay guy said, "Well, I'll take him and him and him!"