Love: When you take a bubble bath together Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-O together Marriage: When you give the kids a bath
Love: A romantic candlelight dinner for two Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?" Marriage: 4 Happy Meals . . . to go
Love: Giving your love some candy Lust: Thinking you are the candy Marriage: Scraping candy off of the carpet
Love: A night out at the Symphony Lust: A night out at the Ramada Inn Marriage: A night out at Sesame Street On Ice
Love: Aroma -- French perfume Lust: Aroma -- Brut aftershave Marriage: Aroma -- "The baby needs changing. . ."
Love: Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold Lust: "I can think of a way to stay warm . . ." Marriage: Your teenager just took your jacket
Love: Talking and cuddling Lust: Rolling over and falling asleep Marriage: Getting up to wash your hands . . .
Love: Finding the "Fell in Love on AOL" chat-room Lust: Finding the "Blonde Dominatrix" chat-room Marriage: Finding the "Married and Looking" chat-room
Love: Long drives through the countryside Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the back-seat
Love: Sex every night Lust: Sex 5 times a night Marriage: Sex ???