Top 10 summer camps you should not send your kids to:
10. Tommy Lee's Camp Kickachickee
09. Lorena Bobbit's Camp Cutaweewee
08. Tanya Harding's Camp Wackaneenee
07. Kenneth Star's Camp Catchacrookee
06. Louis Farakahn's Camp Killawhitey
05. O.J. Simpson's Camp Killachickee
04. Michael Jackson's Camp Wannabewhitey
03. Pres. Clinton's Camp Getahoochie
02. Ellen Degeneras's Camp Lickacoochie
And the #1 camp not to send your kid to:
01. Monica Lewinsky's Camp Suckapeepe