A Guy goes into the store and asks the clerk, "I'd like some Polish Sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you polish?" The guy says, "Well, yes I am. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian??? Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me if I was German?? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?" The clerk says "Well, no." The guys says, "WELL, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage????" The clerk says "Because this is a hardware store.