Children's letters to God

Dear God,
     In Sunday School they told us what You do.  Who does it when you are on vacation?  
- Jane

Dear God,
     I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.  
- Elliot

Dear God,
     Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?" Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother.  
- Darla

Dear God,
     I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday.  
- Margret

Dear God,
     I read the Bible.  What does "begat" mean?  Nobody will tell
me. 
- Love, Allison

Dear God,
     Are you really invisible or is that a trick?  
- Lucy

Dear God,
     Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his
bowling words in the house?  
- Anita

Dear God,
     Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an
accident?  
- Norma

Dear God,
     Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now?  
- Jane

Dear God,
     Who draws the lines around countries?  
- Nan

Dear God,
     The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land you fool".  But he was smart, he stuck with You.  That's what I would do.  
- Eddie

Dear God,
     I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.  Is that okay?  
- Neil

Dear God,
     What does it mean You are a Jealous God?  I thought You had
everything.  
- Jane

Dear God,
     Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
- Joyce

 Dear God,
     Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.  
- Tom L.

Dear God,
     Please send me a pony.  I never asked for anything before, You can look it up. 
- Bruce

Dear God,
     If we come back as something - please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.  
- Denise

Dear God,
      My brother is a rat.  You should give him a tail.  Ha ha.  - Danny

Dear God,
     Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms.  It works with my brother.  
- Larry

Dear God,
     I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.  
- Sam

Dear God,
     You don't have to worry about me.  I always look both ways. - Dean

Dear God,
      I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
- Nan

Dear God,
    Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David the best.
- Rob

Dear God,
     My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?  
- Marsha

Dear God,
     If You watch me in Church Sunday.  I'll show You my new shoes.
- Mickey D.
Dear God,
     I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
- Love, Chris

Dear God,
     We read Thomas Edison made light.  But in school they said You did it. So, I bet he stoled Your idea.  
- Sincerely,  Donna

Dear God,
     I do not think anybody could be a better God.  Well, I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are God already.  
- Charles


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