1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.
2. If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
3. If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
4. If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
5. If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.
6. If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (ie. Olympic Dream Team I or II).
7. If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
8. If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.
9. If you can pack your worldly possessions into the back of a pick-up (one trip).
10. If your bed time is no longer 10:00 PM, but 3:00 AM.
11. If you consider Pizza one of the four major food groups.
12. If you consider the other three to be beer, McDonalds, and candy.
13. If you've ever missed a class to watch Jerry Springer.
14. If you've ever sent e-mail to the people you live with.
15. If you refer to your meal card as "plastic".
16. If you've ever spent a good hour searching for your student I.D. just so you could get that one dollar off at the movies.
17. If you've ever stayed up all night just so you wouldn't sleep
through your morning class.
18. If you've ever called your roommates, not knowing where you were at and asked them to come get you.
19. If you've ever called home just to talk to your pets.
20. When you watch TV with no volume, while listening to the radio.
21. When you can play euchre in any state of mind.
22. When showering doesn't happen on a daily basis.
23. When a blender is your first major appliance.
24. When you're not a dork if you wear your backpack on both shoulders.
25. When weather begins to be a major factor on your class attendance.
26. When you would rather do e-mail than study for a test.
27. When your second major appliance is a coffee maker.
28. When you spend a majority of your time reading forwarded e-mail.
