TECHNOLOGY FOR COUNTRY FOLK

CURSOR: A little brat who uses bad words.
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.
LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
MONITER: Keeping an eye on the woodstove.
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin the farwood.
FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside.
SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's blak fly season.
BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do.
CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the munchie bag.
MODEM: Whacha did to the hay fields.
DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn.
MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn ruf.
PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine.
ENTER: Northerner talk fer, C'Mon in y'all.
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the rat hole.


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