• Don't sweat the small stuff, and remember, most stuff is small.
• The most boring word in any language is " I ".
• Nobody is indispensable.
• Life is full of surprises. Just say "never" and you'll see.
• People are more important than things.
• Persistence will get you almost anything.......................eventually.
• Nobody can make you happy. Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
• There's so much bad in the best of us and so much good in the worst of us that it doesn't behoove any of us to talk about the rest of us.
• Live by what you trust, not by what you fear.
• Character counts. Family matters.
• Eating out with small children isn't worth it, even if someone else is buying.
• If you wait to have kids until you can afford them, you probably never will have them.
• Baby kittens don't begin to open their eyes for six weeks after birth. Men generally take about 26 years.
• The world would run a lot smoother if more men knew how to dance.
• Television ruins more minds than drugs.
• Sometimes there is more to gain in being wrong than right.
• Life is so much simpler when you tell the truth.
• People who do the world's real work don't usually wear neckties.
• A good joke beats a pill for a lot of ailments.
• There are no substitutes for fresh air, sunshine and exercise,
• A smile is the cheapest way to improve your looks, even if your teeth are crooked.
• May you live life so there is standing room only at your funeral.
• Mothers always know best, but sometimes fathers know, too.
• Forgive yourself, your friends and your enemies. You're all only human.
• If you don't do anything else in life, love someone........... and let someone love you.

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