Kennedy "Packy" Paxton Bouvier

Charming, outgoing baby boy seeks new friends & playmates

I've got plenty of toys to share. I especially like mom's measuring spoons; boy are they fun! Shake shake shake, they make lots of noise!

But my favorite toy of all is my bright colorful wooden pull-toy from Kouvalias. They make the neatest toys! Mommy got this one at a store called the Imaginarium (what a great store!) This thing keeps me busy for hours, and I chew on it all the time with my new teeth. At first mommy was worried the paint might chip or something, but this thing's even tougher than I am!

On the road again:

Like any self-respecting baby, I love a good car ride. My mom's Saturn has a nice, quiet, smooth ride. She loves it. Myself, I love the sun roof. So much for a baby to see. . . Oh, a special note to California Bay Area Saturn-mom babies: Do not let your mommy go to Saturn of Burlingame or Saturn of Colma. The people who work there are the rudest I've ever seen. I think their mommies didn't teach them about good manners.

Of course, any baby will tell you to save nice, quiet, smooth rides for retirement. Skip the Saturn, and try a ride in my grandpa's Jeep Wrangler! It's the best ride you're gonna find without putting a penny in a slot! This isn't a picture of my grandpa's jeep, but mommy & daddy are working on it.

Obviously, if I had my druthers (and what baby wouldn't like a nice set of druthers? What are druthers anyway?) I'd get my mommy a nice shiny new Hummer, so she could make it a lot less shiny & new by driving over anything in her way. What's that, Mr. ChiPs? Highway 1 got washed away in the El Nino? Who cares. We'll just Hum right through that hillside there... go check out Devil's Slide or somesuch.

The Dirty Diaper List (it's a list you do not want to be on!)

Because we live very far away from grandpa & grandma, we have to fly on planes a lot for holidays. For Christmas, mommy took me on the worst airline in the world: United Airlines. These people make the folks at Saturn of Burlingame look like normal human beings!

Oh and don't even get me started on Enfamil formula. I remember when I first came home from the hospital, the Enfamil pusher on the street corner gave us a whole case of the stuff, for free! Now, eight months later, I'm hooked on it, and apparently it's real expensive. Every time mommy buys some she grumbles somethng about "price fixing" whatever that is. But what I think is really dumb is this goofy points rewards thingy they do. Mommy says that now that she bought $200 worth of Enfamil, she can send in the points plus $5 to get some silly plastic kiddie plate. I don't know much about money, but I don't think mommy needs a $205 plate.