YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE A DOG PERSON WHEN.....

You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no small children.

Lint rollers are on your shopping list every week.

You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around

the house, but no babies.

The trash can is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen

sink, to keep the dog out of it while you're at work.

You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there

are nose-prints all over the inside.

Poop has become a source of conversation for you and your significant other.

Your dog sleeps with you.

You have 32 different names for your dog. Most make no sense, but the dog understands them all.

You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don't.

You talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid.

You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog is more comfortable.

If the dog is sleeping on your pillow, you sleep without one because it is just too cute to disturb.