Adam & Eve are in the Garden of Eden.
One day God appears and tells Adam "it is time you give Eve a kiss".
A kiss???? Whats a kiss????
So God explains a kiss and Adam goes on his way.
The next day God appears and tells Adam "it is time you carress Eve".
Carress??? Whats carress???
So God explains and Adam goes on his way.
The next day God appears and tells Adam "it is now time that you and Eve have a relationship".
A relationship???? Whats a relationship???
So God explains and Adam goes on his way.
The next day when God appeared - Adam said "Whats a headache?"
You know the best place to get a haircut?