The Barber
"Always seem to be busy"
BARBER
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "how long before I can get
a haircut?"
The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours".
The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks
"how long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours".
The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how
long
before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half".
The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Bill,
follow that guy and see where he goes".
In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically.
The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
Bill looked up and said "to your house"
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