Dan was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
"In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95 and Divorced Barbie for $265.00".
Dan asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
That's obvious" the sales lady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
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