Bill Clinton and Al Gore were sitting around the oval office.
After a little while, as expected, the Lewinsky situation came up.
Gore said, "You know Bill, I just think we have different mindsets
about things.
For example, I don't believe in premarital sex.
I never
slept with Tipper before we got married.
How about you?"
Clinton paused and thought, then said "I don't know Al, what was
her maiden name again."
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