A cabby picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and the cab driver won'tstop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring at her, and he replies " I have a question to ask , but don't want to offend you." The Nun answers "My dear son, you cannot offend me When you're as old as I am, and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see an hear just about everything I'm sure there is nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." Cabby says.."Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me." She responds - "Well let's see what we can do about that No.1 - You have to be single No.2 - You must be Catholic " The cab driver is very excited !! "Yes I am single and Yes I am Catholic !" "Ok then" says the Nun, "Pull into the next alley." He does and the Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts to cry "My dear child" says the Nun, why are you weeping ? " "Forgive me Sister, for I have sinned I lied...I must confess, I'm married and I'm a Jew. " The Nun says "That OK.....My name is Kevin, and I'm on my way to a Halloween Party."