Man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and begins to
play kick-the-bottle to amuse himself.
After a while he picks it up, and a
pissed off genie emerges.
She says "normally I grant 3 wishes, but in your
case, dog face, I am going to grant only 1".
He thinks a minute and says
"OK, I want to wake up with 3 women in my bed".
She says "So be it!", and
disappears back into the bottle.
Next morning, he wakes up with Lorena
Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton.
He has no penis, a broken leg,
and no health insurance!
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