Two blonde guys drive into a lumber yard.
One of them goes up to a clerk and says: "We need some four by twos."
The clerk looks and him and says: "Don't you mean 2 by 4s?"
The blonde guys look around then says "Wait! I will go ask." and he runs back to the truck to ask the other guy. After about 15 minutes he comes back and says: "Ya! We need 2 by 4s"
The clerk says: "Ok, about how long do you need them?"
The blonde guy says let me check and runs back to the truck. After another 15 minutes he returns and says: "We need them for a real long time we are building a house."
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