Al Gore and all the Clintons are flying on Air Force
One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know,
I could throw a $100 bill out the window and make
one person very happy."
Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could
throw ten-$10 bills out the window and make ten
people very happy."
Hillary tosses her perfectly styled hair and says, "I
could throw one-hundred $1 bills out the window
and make one hundred people very happy."
Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them, and
says, "Heck, I could throw all of you out the window
and make the whole country happy."
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