Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have the longer you live.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because its over; smile because it happened.
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
