3 buddies die in a car crash, and they find themselves at an orientation to enter heaven.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends
and family
are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great
doctor, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful
husband
and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of
tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say...... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"
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