A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden
their horizons through sensory perception.
She brought in a variety
of Lifesaver candies and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your
eyes and taste these."
The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons, and mint,
but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored Lifesavers, all of the
kids were stumped.
"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher.
"It's something your
mommy
and daddy probably call each other all the time."
Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted,
"Spit 'em out, they're assholes!"
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A little bit of humor....
When I go to heaven, I want to see my Grandpa again. But he better have lost the nose hair and the old-man smell.
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