A man dies and goes to heave. Upon reaching the pearly gates he confronts St. Peter. St. Peter says, "To get into heaven, you must pass one simple test. Spell love."
The man replies, "L...O...V...E..."
St Peter says, "That's correct. Come into heaven. By the way I have a few errands to run. Can you watch the gate for me? Just give everyone the same test and let those who pass come in."
The man agrees. He stands there administering the test, spell love, come in, spell love, come in,
Then, to his amazement, his wife walks up. He asks, "What are you doing here?"
His wife replies, "On the way home from your funeral, I was hit by a drunk driver and was killed instantly. So, Here I am!"
"Well," says the man, "You have to pass one simple test to get into heaven. Spell Czechoslovakia."