A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in
animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores their
conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she
hears one
of the men say ...
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again.
Two asses, they come
together again.
I come again and pee twice. Then I
come once- a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country
we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Imma just tellun my friend howa to
spella Mississippi."
And all these years I thought it was:
M i crooked letter crooked letter i crooked letter crooked letter i hunch back hunch back i :) :)
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