A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now." He looks at his wife and says angrily, "Fix the light. Does it look like I have G.E. written on my forehead? I don't think so." "Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right." To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so." "Fine," she says, "then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? they are about to break." "Fix the steps" he says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!!" So he goes to the bar and drinks for about an hour. He starts to feel guilty about the way he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door fixed. "Honey, how'd this all get fixed?" She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all of the repairs, and all I had to do was either screw him or bake him a cake." The husband said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him? To which she replied, "Bake a cake. Does it look like I have Sara Lee written on my forehead? I don't think so."
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