An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an
application. Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to
prove he is old enough.
He opens his shirt and shows them the gray hair on his chest and they except that as proof.
He goes home to his wife, show's her the check, and explains to
her what has happened.
She replies, "Well get back down there, pull down your pants, and
see if you can get disability!"
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