This married couple is on holiday in Pakistan. They're touring around
the market place looking at the goods and such, when they pass this
small sandal shop. From inside they hear a gentleman with a Pakistani
accent say " you, foreigners! come in, come into my humble shop. salam a
leekem! (hello in english) So the married couple walks in. The Pakistani
man says to them" I have some special sandals I think you'd be
interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel."
Well, the wife after hearing this is really interested in buying the
sandals, but her husband feels he really doesn't need them, being the
sex god he is. The husband tells the man," how could sandals make you
into a sex freak".
The Pakistani man replies" just try them on." Well, the husband after
much badgering from his wife, finally concedes to try them on. The
husband tries them on and gets this wild look in his eyes, something his
wife has not seen in many years, raw sexual power. In a blink of the
eye, the husband rushes the Pakistani man, throws him on a table and
starts tearing at the guys pants. The whole time the Pakistani is
screaming, " you've got them on the wrong feet!"
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