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A salesman is lost on the back roads and stops at a farm to get directions. As he is talking to the farmer he notices a pig with a wooden leg. "How did the pig get a wooden leg?" he asks the farmer.
"Well", says the farmer, "that's a very special pig. One night not too long ago we had a fire start in the barn, and that pig set up a great squealing that woke everyone, and by the time we got there he had herded all the other animals out of the barn. Saved 'em all."
"And that was when he hurt his leg?" asked the salesman.
"Nope, he pulled through that just fine." says the farmer. "Though a while later, I was back in the woods when a bear attacked me. Well, sir, that pig was near by and he came running and set on that bear and chased him off. Saved me fer sure."
"Wow! So the bear injured his leg then?" says the salesman.
"Nope. He came away without a scratch. Though a few days later, my tractor turned over in a ditch and I was knocked unconscious. Well, that pig dove into the ditch and pulled me out before I got cut up in the machinery."
"Ahh! So his leg got caught by the combine?" asks the salesman.
"Noooope. We both walked away from that one." says the farmer.
"So how did he get the wooden leg?!?" the salesman asks, exasperated.
"Well", the farmer replied, "A pig that good, you can't eat him all at once."
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