A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her
mother in Poland.
The man tells her it will be $300.
She exclaims,"I dont have
any
money, but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother!!!"
To that
the
man asks, "Anything??"
And the blonde says, "Yes, anything!!"
He walks
into
the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door."
She does.
He
then
says, "Get on your knees."
She does.
He then says, "Take down my zipper."
She
does.
He then says, "Go ahead, take it out."
With that she takes it out
and
takes hold of it with both hands.
The man then says, "Well, go ahead!"
She
brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips, she
says,
"Hello...Mom?"
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