Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God to Man: "So you would love her."
"But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God replies: "So she would love you."
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Diamonds are a girl's best friends.
Dogs are man's best friend.
So which is the dumber sex?
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Single women complain that all good men are
married,
while all married women complain about
their lousy husbands.
This confirms that there is
no such thing as a good man.
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Ever notice how many of women's problems can be
traced to the male gender?
MENstruation
MENopause
MENtal breakdown
GUYnecology
HIMmorrhoids
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What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.
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How are men like noodles?
They're always in hot water, they lack
taste, and they need dough.
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Why do men like BMWs?
They can spell it.
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What do an anniversary and a toilet
have in common?
Men always miss them.
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