A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest.
As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You..... Mess It Up.
Better Be Safe Than......................... Punch A 5th Grader.
A Miss Is As Good As A...................... Mr.
Strike While The... ........................ Bug Is Close.
It's Always Darkest Before.................. Daylight Savings Time.
Never Under Estimate The Power Of........... Termites.
You Can't Teach An Old Dog New.............. Math.
If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll....... Stink In The Morning.
Love All, Trust............................. Me.
The Pen Is Mightier Than The................ Pigs.
An Idle Mind Is............................. The Best Way To Relax.
Where There's Smoke, There's................ Pollution.
A Penny Saved Is............................ Not Much.
Two's Company, Three's...................... The Musketeers.
Don't Put Off Until Tomorrow What................. You Put On To Go To
Bed.
Laugh And The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry And.............. You
Have To
Blow Your Nose.
None Are So Blind As........................ Helen Keller.
Children Should Be Seen And Not............. Spanked Or Grounded.
If At First You Don't Succeed............... Get New Batteries.
When The Blind Leadeth The Blind............ Get Out Of The Way.
Don't Bite The Hand That.................... Looks Dirty.
You Can Lead A Horse To Water But........... How?