One night, a torrential rain soaked northwestern Minnesota; the next
morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes
there. Mrs. Lars Olson was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs.
Ole Anderson, waiting for help to come. Mrs. Olson noticed a baseball cap
floating near the house. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard,
then float back to the house; it kept floating away from the house,
then back towards house.
Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Mrs. Anderson, "Do you
see dat dere baseball cap a floatin' away from da house, den back again?" Mrs.
Anderson said, "Oh yeah, dats my husband Ole. I tole dat lazy bum
he gonna cut da grass today, come hell or high water!"