As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every time
they have sex the husband puts his pocket change into a china piggy bank
on the bedside table.
One night while being unusually athletic, he
accidentally knocked the bank to the floor where it smashes.
To his
surprise, among the masses of coins, there are handfuls of five and ten
dollar bills.
He asks his wife what`s up.
"Well," she replied, "Not
everyone is as cheap as you are."
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