Warped Questions

1. If a mute swears, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?
3. If one talks mean to their plants, will they grow up to be troubled and insecure?
4. What's another word for synonym?
5. Isn't a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
6. When you open a bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the first one away?
7. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
8. Why do they report power outages on T.V.?
9. Why isnt there mouse flavored cat food?
10. Is it possible to be totally partial?
11. Would a fly that loses his wings be called a walk?
12. If a funeral procession is at night, do the people drive with their lights off?
13. If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
14. If a turtle loses his shell, is he homeless or naked?
15. Why dont sheep shrink when it rains?
16. If cops arrest a mime, what is his first right?
17. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
18. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
19. Why does the Easter Bunny lay chicken eggs?
20. Isnt it unnerving to get on an airplane in a place called a "terminal"?
21. Why do they sterilize the needle before they execute someone by lethal injection?