Two old ladies are outside their nursing home having a smoke.
(That's the only place they can smoke at the nursing home.)
When it starts to rain, one of the old ladies pulls out a condom,
cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking.
The second old lady asks, "What's that?"
The first old lady replies, "A condom. It keeps them dry."
The second old lady asks, "Where'd you get it?"
The first lady replies, "You can get them at any drug store."
The next day the second old lady hobbles into the local drug store and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms.
The guy looks at her rather strangely, she is, after all, in her 80's.
He then recovers himself, and politely asks what kind or brand she
prefers.
"Doesn't matter," she replies, "as long as it fits a camel."
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