A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A woman marries a man expecting that he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
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