A woman accompained her husband to the doctor's office.
After his check up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
The doctor said "Your husband is suffering from a very serious, severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't to the following...your husband will die for sure."
"Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood. Make him a nutritious lunch. For dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably has had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And, most importantly, do not disagree with him. If he says or does something you don't agree with, lit it go, otherwise the stress will be too much for him.
If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completly."
On the way home the husband asked his wife what the doctor had said.
She replied, "He said you are going to die."
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