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Why did the Rhesus monkey cross the street?
Bob:
Lol, I spelled it resis because I'm dumb. Well, there's a story. Once upon a time there was a rhesus monkey. He crossed the street. The end. That was the prologue. He wanted to cross the street to see Judge Judy, 'cause he thought that she looked like a rhesus monkey, too, and he wanted to make sweet love to her body. So he crossed the street in order to have rhesus babies.
Kevin:
And why does it cross-dress? *shudder*
trezin.aezol:
To spell "timetable" to a cross-dressing llama.
Mike Kalwat:
To get to the other side.
Christy:
It was gay.
EDITOR'S NOTE: DOES ANYONE ELSE FIND IT IRONIC THAT HER ANSWERS CAME JUST AFTER KALWATS?
Amy Lou:
I don't know, but the monkeys at my zoo had herpes last year. Seriously.
Stef:
To get away from Jon. He'd seen that episode of the X-Files.
Kristn:
To be diagnosed with Lyme Disease, I dunno. He hasn't talked to me for so
long and won't return my kalls- I just stopped kalling him. I don't know
what else to do. It's sad, kause we were so klose...ya know?
Dave:
He was probably looking for Kathy Lee.
EDITOR'S NOTE TO DAVE: EVER HEARD OF CAPITALIZATION???
Mouse Fil Andor:
it was simply embarking on a
relaxing jaunt to the health club when it was hit by a heartless motorist and
left to die. eventually, a kind hearted soul comes along and says "well
boy-howdy, lookie here at this here dang monkey, ma! we's a gonna have good
eatin tonight." so he takes it home and puts it in the oven. ma comes along
and takes it out of the oven and puts it in a pot. jimbo comes along and
takes it out of the pot and puts it in the toaster. when its done, everyone
sits down to eat and it is delicious. which just proves to you, there's no
wrong way to eat a rhesus.
Pookington:
To prove he was cleverer than the hedgehog. And why did the hedgehog cross the road? To prove he had guts.
Nathan:
Because its home was destroyed by Peruvian lumberjacks.
Bekka:
Tooooo have sex with the chicken.
Christine:
Because it felt like it.
Oolong:
What the fuck is a rhesus monkey.
Joe Powell:
To discover that which it can never discover because no matter how hard it tries, that semi truck will always pass by at just the right time.
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