Me: well, unless you have a robert palmer to donate...
Chris: you should give away an autographed picture of
robert palmer... autographed by chris schilling, that is
well, do you have one of those to donate?
maybe
i could print one off the internet i'm sure
you bring it over, and i'll see what i can do
bring it over now?
no, i'm not fully clothed right now
SPECIAL NOTE: SEE KWOTES PAGE. THAT WILL EXPLAIN WHY I WAS NOT WEARING PANTS.
good
cause i didn't feel like bringing it over
yeah, i didn't think you really would
just offer the autographed picture of robert palmer
autographed
by chris schilling as a part of the prize to generate some
interest, and if
anyone actually wins, i'll get you an autographed picture of
robert palmer
autographed by chris schilling
by the time someone gets it, i'll be home and
you'll be home,
and what do i do if you don't pull through for me, eh?
you can trust me
i'll mail you a pic
i don't know that i'd give you my address. still
not enough
incentive. i could make my own robert palmer autographed
picture,
autographed by me pretending to be chris schilling
there you go
now that sounds like a prize to me!
you're useless
An autographed picture of robert palmer autographed
by someone
pretending to be chris schilling
yeah
ha ha, that's funny
yeah, that's the first time i've ever actually
laughed at you.
my roommate is giving me funny looks
ha, it's good stuff. usually i don't find myself
being funny
with you just because it's tough to be funny on this thing
so what are you trying to say?
i wasn't really making sense out of that last part
that i'm funny when i want to be
just that once
yeah yeah, you're just trying not to feed my ego
no, i'm just telling you the truth. your ego seems
to inflate
itself no matter what
true true
but i'm also so negative on myself, right?
yeah, i don't understand it
i think you just are negative as a cover-up
yeah, it's all a cover up
a front, if you will
yeah
so are you going to bring me over an autographed
picture of
robert palmer autographed by chris schilling? because after i
have it, then
i can go ahead and offer it as a prize. but not until it's in my
possession
no no no, you should offer an Autographed picture
of Robert
Palmer autographed by someone pretending to be Chris schilling
cause that's really complicated which makes it
funnier
yeah, but i don't want to waste printer ink on a
picture of
robert palmer. how about an autographed picture of robert palmer
autographed
by someone pretending to be chris schilling, provided by chris
schilling
well if i'm going to provide it, then i might as
well autograph
it
but what you just said sounds even more incredibly
complicated
well then you go ahead and do that
i could add a few more twists, if that kind of
thing floats
your boat
or pulls your tractor. i don't know what you
country people say
how about an autographed picture of robert palmer
autographed
by someone who is pretending to be chris schilling, provided by
the ball
state university computer labs
yeah, but i don't really want to put the effort
into printing
out a picture of robert palmer
how about the empty promise of an autographed
picture of robert
palmer autographed by someone who is pretending to be chris
schilling
i don't make empty promises
okay, make it an empty promise by me.
i think i'll just find my own prize to give out
the prize could be the empty promise by chris
schilling that he
would provide a picture of robert palmer autographed by someone
pretending
to be chris schilling
but thanks for the offer of the empty promise
yeah, that's funny, but i think it would be funnier
if they
really got the picture. but i'm unmotivated, and i dont' see any
motivation
suddenly occurring
i think you should offer the picture simply because
we've put
this much discussion into it
i don't either
ok then
i'm sure if anyone actually gets the riddle right,
you could
find the motivation to print it out then, right?
probably not
who says you have to print out the picture now?
well, i want to have the prize before i specify
what it is.
what if when someone gets the riddle, a robert palmer lawsuit is
settled and
every picture of him on the web is mysteriously removed?
there you go
although that would be a lie
you never know
that's true
so you can offer that picture as the prize
it could happen. which is why i won't offer the
picture unless
i already have it, and i would feel way too pathetic running a
search on
robert palmer
and i definitely don't feel like pretending to be
you
oh like you have anything better to do
that's not the issue
how about a pretend picture of robert palmer
autographed by
someone pretending to be chris schilling
now you're just being silly
i think we've been silly all along
no, just you
yeah right
you too
i'm not the one with the unhealthy robert palmer
obsession
i don't have an unhealthy obsession with robert
palmer
i'm surprised that we could actually hold this
conversation
that long
just tonight i have had a thing for his songs
me too
that's got to be the longest conversation about
robert palmer
ever
or at least the longest converation about an
autographed
picture of robert palmer
yeah. we should call guiness
or if not even that, then at least the longest
conversation
about an autographed picture of robert palmer not autographed by
rober
palmer
and if not even that, then it has to be the longest
conversation ever about an autographed picture of robert palmer
not
autographed by robert palmer but autographed by chris schilling
kristen says robert palmer is about as catchy as
crack
and if not even that... if not even that, then it
has
definitely got to be the longest conversation ever about an
autographed
picture of robert palmer not autographed by robert palmer but
autographed by
someone pretending to be chris schilling
she asked if robert palmer writes his own stuff
tell kristen she can't deny "addicted to love" or
simply
irresistible
yes, i think he did write his own stuff
most of it anyway
i think i should devote a new page of my page
simply to this
conversation about robert palmer
that would probably be the first webpage devoted to
a
conversation about robert palmer
kristen says: I kan't deny
their
existance, but I KAN deny their goodness
yeah, i think i'm going to go ahead and do that
and i'm not even going to get into all the
possibilities of
what that could be the first webpage of if it isn't the first
webpage about
a conversation of robert palmer
the same possibilites as the conversation thing
:D oh, please do
she wants to argue with you about robert palmer
listen, i'm really not that big of a robert palmer
fan, so i'm
not going to argue about him with someone. if it was pearl jam,
i would
argue.
kristen says she likes pearl jam
good
they rock
how do you feel about being the middle-woman in a
conversation
about pearl jam?
no
no what?
sigh. look what you've done. now that i've
copy/pasted what you
were saying, my font is normal. and i can't close the window,
because i have
to save the conversation for my page. although, i did close it
earlier, and
i'm missing a lot of it
no i don't want to be the middle-woman
good, i like your normal font. i have the whole
conversation
i could email it to you
i was just going to ask you if you could do that
can you send it to lert002@hotmail.com instead of
my bsu one?
yeah, what's your email again?
thanks. you can be my best friend until after i
have to go back
to the flashcards, from jealousy
right right
and if you want to have a conversation about pearl
jam, i can
give you her screen name
that's all right
ok
the email is sent
people keep telling me what a loser i am for spending so much time talking about robert palmer
well, they're the losers if they can't appreciate robert palmer and his contribution to music
are you saying i'm NOT a loser? i think you might want to rephrase that last part so as not to be complimenting me
oh, right. you are a loser
right. so how does robert palmer fit into it?
i don't know
you'll have to contact robert palmer about that one
or as the spanish call him, roberto palmer
i didn't know robert palmer was also popular in other languages
he's probably more popular in other languages... you know, like david hasslehoff is super popular in germany
is he really?
david hasselhoff is ugly
yeah, norm macdonald always used to say on the weekend update on SNL... "germans love david hasslehoff"
that was his theory
oh, so you're just stealing other people's ideas now?
yes
what happened to originality
i threw it out the window along with the carpet, the paper airplanes, the baseball bat, and the orange cone
that's all? nothing new?
if i print out a picture of robert palmer for you, and autograph it, pretending to be you, then will you solve the riddle?
hmm... why would i do that?
i don't know the answer
lol. nevermind then.
okay
how about if you get the prize just for making a couple of guesses?
then will you try to solve it?
yes
why? you don't want any one else to win that prestigious prize?
i was just wondering
you think i'd really put that much effort into it just for you?
no
ok then. what's the issue here?
the issue is that millions of dolphins are dying every day in fisherman's nets
and how do you propose to fix this issue?
well, we've got dolphins at sea worlds, right? so let the fishermen do what they want and if all the dolphins are killed off, we'll clone 'em. that's the beauty of science
wow. you've thought about this before, haven't you?
that, or the dolphins are going to have to start fornicating a lot more. in which case, in order to give this dolphin fornication a boost, humans will need to start up a match-making service for dolphins
or more female dolphins are going to have to start whoring themselves out
i'd whore myself out, if it would help. but it wouldn't.
you're a human, not a dolphin.
that's what i'm saying
we don't need any freakish dolphin/human hybrids
or at least, not any dolphin/human hybrids where the dolphin is a hybrid with you
i didn't mean i would whore myself out to the dolphins
oh, that's good
like, if half the world fell into the ocean, and we needed more people, THEN i would whore myself out. to other humans. male humans.
but not you
have you ever thought of whoring yourself out to dolphins?
no
that's good
that's good that i wouldn't whore myself out to you? yeah, that's what i thought, too
right.
we wouldn't want your genes to get passed on
well, yes we would, but i wouldn't want my genes to be mingling with your genes, that's for sure
yeah, then we would have children who talked about nothing but robert palmer and whoring dolphins
are you going to fail your finals tomorrow because you spent so much time talking about robert palmer?
not if they ask questions about robert palmer!
yeah, i already kinda have that quote on my page
what quote?
i told stef about your away message, and she said maybe they were robert palmer finals
ha yeah
so i put that up there
cool
i can't believe what your simple away message has spawneed
or spawned
actually, this all goes back to a commercial which i recently saw and addicted to love was playing on that commercial... and i was singing it tonight, so idecided to download it
and then it took off from there
you were singing? that's a scary thought
i sing all the time
even scarier
now i'm going to have nightmares
good
me, robert palmer, and dolphins fornicating will fill your dreams tonight
probably not you. if i was going to dream about you i already would have... oh wait.... i already did. nevermind
that's right, all the girls dream about me
yeah, only they probably don't dream that you tell them not to go on carnival rides
you only had a cameo in my dream
yeah, they probably have lustful dreams of me ravashing them
you've only ever had a cameo in my dream
yeah, i don't think you'll be able to work your way up to that status
can i win an oscar dream award for that?
sure, right after you autograph a picture of robert palmer for me
okay
i'll make you a trophy and everything
really?
well, i will autograph you a picture of robert palmer then
it won't be a REAL trophy, but yeah. if you actually take the effort to give me an autographed picture or robert palmer, i'll make you an oscar dream award for best cameo trophy
cool
An Academia Award for Best Cameo Appearance in a Dream Sequence
however, you'll probably have to wait until next year for it, since i won't be seeing you again until then
yeah, one of thse
true ture
true
and i'll frame the picture and put it on my wall. no one else can win it, because it will be so dear to me
yeah right
hey, maybe i will
okay cool
that would be a cool thing to have
and then i'll take a picture of the framed picture of robert palmer autographed by chris schilling, and mail it to you
and i'll frame that
will you really?
sure
if you really do that
i'm really going to do it, now
cool
so when are you going to get me that picture of robert palmer?
tomorrow sometime
when do you leave?
not until saturday
okay cool, i'll get it to you tomorrow sometime then
ok. i have a final at noon and work 5-7 then 10-midnight. so somewhere in between there. and i'm working in stuwest, so sorry, i'm not especially convienient to you
oh well, i'll figure it out
ok
you have my number, in case i actually get offline for some reason?
i don't know, i'll figure it out
ok
i should probably go to sleep now. i feel bad for keeping you from studying for so long
don't worry, i blame robert palmer, not you
that's good. do you also blame robert palmer for the death of the dolphins?
no, unless he fishes using those nets
he might
i'll ask him next time i see him
you do that.
i will
good, now that that's all settled
talk to you later, nightnight
good ngiht