What kind of sicko actually thinks about things like this?
What would it be like to make out with Satan?
Bob:
Satan would have to be a chick Satan. Making out with guys isn't fun. I think I've not tried it, nor have I ever had the intention to. But it would be hot. And she'd have a snake tongue. And it would do magic tricks with me. I would like it. Unless she had a snaggle tooth. Then I would cry. Damn Balians...
Kevin:
You tell me.
EDITOR'S NOTE: NOW WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THAT???
trezin.aezol:
It'd be like making out with a fishing pole. That is, if Satan possessed a fishing pole. And then proceeded to make out with me. That's the only way I'd know. Quit asking me questions.
Christy:
Not cool.
EDITOR'S NOTE: CLEVER.
Amy Lou:
Hot. And watch out for that tail!
Stef:
Hot.
Kristn:
Like eating pizza rolls when you burn your tongue on one. Unless he's
pullin one of those "I'm the Prince of Darkness, so I can be whatever the
hell I want to be" things. Then he'd prolly be all Val Kilmer-lookin, and
yea, verily, it would be good. And we would indulde in fyne wyne.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I'M SURE SHE MEANT "INDULGE."
Dave:
it would probably taste like Big Red.
Mouse Fil Andor:
satan's pretty hot. in every
way you could possibly take that to mean. I mean seriously. lord of the
underworld, has a thing for death, pain, fire, etc, looks good in horns. he's
a bad bad boy.
Pookington:
Well, the obvious gag about red hot burnin' love comes to mind... but I rise above that sort of thing...
Nathan:
Hot and horny (wink wink)
Bekka:
It would be a hot makeout session... I bet he has a talented tongue.
Christine:
Hot, of course.
Oolong:
I would imagine it would be hot. But then again, I wouldn't ever get the chance unless hell freezed over, so it could be cold as well.
Joe Powell:
Zesty times two.
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