Excuse me, Chewbacca? --Dane Cook
Have you sent me a fun story/poem/prose/ode? If no, why?
trezin.aezol:
No, I have not. Because I am not fun. I am evil. And by evil, I mean fun.
Mike Kalwat:
No. I hate fun story/poem/prose/odes. What's a prose?
Amy Lou:
Ok, fine, I will dedicate my life to writing an Ode to Rhiannon. Hey, you already have your own song! Enough already! What more can you want?
Stef:
No I have not. Maybe I should. I'll get to that when I get motivated. Note that this may be years and years from now.
Kristn:
I don't know. If not, (once more, I'm overusing this exkuse) it's kause
I'm a dirty bum. Or I fell and broke my nose, which is my kreative center
or something.
Dave:
I didn't know I was allowed to.
Pookington:
No... well, here's the poem I wrote for Jonny the didgeridoo player in my band. Until he went back to the UK. Oh, by the way, my name's Pooky.
SWEET JONNY
Oh, what are you doing sweet Jonny, sweet Jonny?
Oh, what are you doing sweet Jonny?
I'm rolling a spliff dearest Pooky, dear Pooky. I'm rolling a spliff dearest Pooks.
How big will you roll it sweet Jonny, sweet Jonny? How big will you roll it sweet Jonny?
Three papers dear Pooky, dear Pooky. Three papers, three papers dearest Pooky, dear Pooks.
Three papers, three papers, sweet Jonny, three papers? Three papers sweet Jonny, three papers?
Yes, three papers dear Pooky, dear Pooky, three papers. Now shut the fuck up and let me get on with rolling the damn thing, will you?
THE END
EDITOR'S NOTE: POOKY, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LET ME KNOW IF THE FORM IS RIGHT... IT GETS QUITE SCRAMBLED WHEN ENTERING MY MAILBOX.
Nathan:
No, but I will now write you a limerick...
Rhiannon is very nice
I've only met her twice
But she is very quiet
And I don't know why..it
It seems to me she's a slice!
EDITOR'S NOTE: ...A SLICE OF WHAT, EXACTLY?
Christine:
No, because I'm lazy and unimaginative.
Oolong:
Well... I could attempt to write something fun, but the world might explode.
Joe Powell:
No because I haven't written any to send to you.
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