Kicks are for Kids

Just For Kicks...The Second Survey In A Series Of However Many I Actually Make.

VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: IT SEEMS THAT A LOT OF THE SURVEYS AREN'T SENDING IN PROPERLY. SO FAR, AOL HASN'T WORKED (BUT THERE'S ONLY BEEN ONE TRY), PEOPLE WITH HOTMAIL ACCOUNTS HAVEN'T WORKED (AGAIN, ONLY ONE TRY), AND PEOPLE WITH YAHOO ACCOUNTS HAVEN'T WORKED (AGAIN, ONLY ONE TRY.) MY GUESS IS THAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE AN E-MAIL ADDRESS FROM YOUR INTERNET PROVIDER, THAT YOU SHOULD JUST E-MAIL ME YOUR ANSWERS INSTEAD. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT AOL... BUT MAYBE JUST TO BE SAFE...
IMPORTANT NOTE: FEEL FREE TO SKIP ANY QUESTIONS. THE SURVEY APPEARS TO BE REALLY LONG, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO FILL OUT THE ENTIRE BOX. THE SURVEY IS AS SHORT OR AS LONG AS YOU CHOOSE FOR IT TO BE. JUST DON'T GET DISCOURAGED BECAUSE IT SEEMS SO BIG. HOWEVER, IF YOU DO INTEND TO FILL OUT ALL OF THE ANSWERS, AND ACTUALLY PUT SOME THOUGHT INTO THEM, I SUGGEST YOU HAVE A GOOD HALF-HOUR FREE.

Finally, a second survey to keep me happy. All the answers to the first one got deleted, so if you've already taken it, feel free to take it again. I plan to post all the good answers, this time around. If I ever stop being lazy. Which is unlikely, but we'll see. Of course, this means I have to actually create a page to put the results on, and think of a way to organize them. Should I organize them by who answered them? No. I think I'll just do it by question. And your e-mail address will be there, too, assuming you include a valid one. So if you don't want random people e-mailing you to ask about your answers (Hey... random people do come here... occasionally...), then don't include your e-mail address. I am not responsible for weirdo's trying to stalk you, or any other such thing. I'm not responsible for anything. I guess it's time to get on to the survey, since I don't really have a lot to ramble about. Have fun!

Name please:

Your e-mail address, which will be distributed and/or sold to various parties. You have been warned. Also, I hope your e-mail address can fit in the box. If not, you're out of happy luck.

Now for the real questions.

What's your favorite quote?

Why?

If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be, and why?

If you were a condiment, what condiment would you be and why?

If you were a color, what color would you be, and why?

What color would I be, and why?

Come to think of it, what fruit and condiment would I be and why?

Have you signed my guestbook? If not, why? If yes, feel free to skip this question.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll tootsie pop Ž? Will the world ever know? Why or why not?

A few sandwiches short of a picnic, aren't we? Explain.

Have you sent me a fun story/poem/prose/ode? If no, why?

If you were a bowl of ice cream... who would you most want to eat you?

If I sold my body for money, would you still love me?

Millions of sperm, and YOU were the fastest?

If you could meet Shakespeare, what would you tell him?

If a bear crawled into a forest, and no one cared, will it sit down? Explain.

If I could put Time in a bottle, how would I read the articles?

Why did the Rhesus monkey cross the street?

What's your favorite recipe for pickles?

What's your favorite recipe for pike?

Why do guys find me so not irresistable?

What does the Vice President REALLY do?

Use the following box to build up my ego:

Now deflate it:

What would it be like to make out with Satan?

What did the Beatles REALLY mean by "We all live in a yellow submarine?"

That's the end. You are finally finished. Wasn't that exciting? Keep looking for your answers to be put up, and if they're not, feel free to e-mail me and badger me about it. I need more friends, anyways. :D