I like the red ones best.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll tootsie pop Ž? Will the world ever know? Why or why not?

Bob:
Hey, nice question. It would take 473. And the world will never know. They couldn't handle it. Then there would be controversy, like "no it was 472 licks" and what if it broke? Would you have to start over? The world is dumb. That's why you should vote for me. I'm the greatest. If you voted for me, I would bring reform. I would merge Canada and the US together to make The United Canada and the United States of America Country. Vote me.

Kevin:
3. No. Because.

trezin.aezol:
3, because that lying owl told me so.

Mike Kalwat:
It takes 3.141592654 licks. Yes. I just told you.

Christy:
3,000,000.

Amy Lou:
Hell if I know, those things are gross!

Stef:
749.3 licks. Now the world can rest safely. But don't tell Joel.

Kristn:
I have ne'er seriously kounted. Now I wish I would have. The world may already know now, but I'm a non-observant bum and don't know anything worldly. oh, damn my eyes! *bites right index finger in distress*

Dave:
3. Remember when that owl stole that poor defenseless kid's Tootsie Pop and ate it, and was all like, "thahree" and it was like that in the other ones too, where they all said "Three... Will the world ever know?...." But they just said it was three. That makes me mad.

Mouse Fil Andor:
it was scientifically tested in a lab by that damn owl from the commercial, but they got so annoyed with how it kept biting instead of licking they finally just killed the owl and gave it to KFC. now the world will never know, until the crazy OCD guy gets done with his experiment of "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a bag of tootsie roll pops."

Pookington:
Trust me on this...
What's a tootsie roll?

Nathan:
It takes four. The first one is unassuming and quiet, just barely enough of a lick to taste anything. Oooh. The second is much more powerful. Seize the pop with your mouth and lick it with all your might. A wave of flavor should come over you. This third one will be very powerful, indeed. So powerful that the pop will fly out of your hand and onto the floor (if fate is right, on the dirty spot) and then you will have to lick it to clean it off...:-)

Bekka:
At camp, our whole bunk got bored and we all got tootsie roll pops and we scientifically licked them til you could see the tootsie roll then we averaged the numbers, disregarding the numbers of the people who got bored after 3, and we ended up with 643. So hah!

Christine:
37. Cause I say so.

Oolong:
I have never ever eaten a tootsie roll tootsie pop, so I really couldn't tell you.

Joe Powell:
Socks.

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