SUGARHIGH!
What does the Vice President REALLY do?
Bob:
Well, he plays video games. He sits in a chair in some building across town and plays video games all darn* day. And then he looks at you funny. Like, "Hey, get a real job you bum!" Then he sits around on his butt* doing nothing. I like doing that. I should be Vice President. And President. I'm the size of two people, I take on the jobs of two people. Vote me.
EDITOR'S NOTE: * DENOTES CENSORSHIP. I'M ALLOWED TO DO THAT IF I WANT TO.
Kevin:
He heads some special committees and he provides a tie-breaking vote in Congress.
trezin.aezol:
He vices things. Presidentally speaking.
Christy:
Help out the President when the Viagra don't kick in.
Amy Lou:
Plot's the President's death. Come on Cheney!!!!!!!
Stef:
Put the President in a vice grip when he needs to be worked on.
Kristn:
He gives his finished Kentucky Fried Chicken bones the presidential pet to
nibble on. I swear, don't let him lie to you.
Dave:
he probably plays video games in the first ladys room
Mouse Fil Andor:
he is president of the of the police
squad charged with enforcement of laws concerning gambling, pornography,
prostitution, and the illegal use of liquor and narcotics. thats really what
the vice is! look it up!
Pookington:
You don't want to know.
Nathan:
He seems to have a lot of heart attacks...
Christine:
Act as a vice for the president.
Oolong:
Agrees with the president, then plots to take over the world behind his back.
Joe Powell:
Holds executive power over the vices?
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