I am a domestically bred parrot.
When I was a tiny chick I went to live at the
Animal Exchange --
a neat pet shop owned by my Aunt Ruth. She handfed me with a "birdie
bottle" three times a day until I was old enough to crack seeds, and taught
me to "step up." She's a parrot psychologist who teaches humans how
to deal with personality conflicts with their birds.
When I was three months old Mom adopted me. Mom described me as an
adorable ball of green and gold fluff, with a pewter colored head, and
gold epaulettes on my little shoulders that would make a field marshall
envious. I am a Senegal parrot, of the genus Poicephalus. Flocks
of Senegals roam across the coast of Western Africa, just north of the
Equator. Senegals make ideal apartment pets because we can
be taught to be quiet and mannerly.
At the age
of two...
And now I am
seven...
Don't you think I'm a handsome little parrot?
This is my official fifth birthday portrait. When Mom had a birthday last year, her two best friends, Aunt Lois and Aunt Marty, got a copy of my birthday portrait and had it imprinted on a sweatshirt for Mom. The legend across the top of the picture says, "GIVE ME A BEAN!"
As you can see, Green String Beans and Sugar Snap Peas are my absolute favorite food. The other week we had a bean crisis. The ones in the refrigerator were old and not very appetizing. So Mom told me to be patient because the grocery delivery man would be here in a couple of hours with a fresh supply. When the man showed up, I stood on my tip-toes on Mom's shoulder, craned my neck, and shouted at him, "Where's my bean?"
I also love carrots, waffles, pancakes, graham crackers, homemade bread (especially the kind with seeds in it), boiled egg, cooked rice, corn, yellow squash, cooked broccoli, black grapes, snap peas, lima beans, Lafeber's Avi-Cake and caramel popcorn for birdies, dried cranberries and raisins, and yogurt and cottage cheese which I eat from my very own tiny silver spoon. Occasionally I can con Mom out of a Cheeto or a piece of cookie. I eat the good cheese stuff off of the Cheeto and toss the 'styrofoam' part.
I am about ten inches long and weigh slightly more than a stick of butter. And I rule the roost around here! Every morning I order my breakfast in a commanding voice: "Gimme a bean, a carrot, and a pancake! Hey, Cutie Mommy, where's my bean? I need a bean! Did you hear me?"
See, I really do know how to handle a spoon!
When Mom gets out of my sight I let her know it: "Mommy! Where's my Mommy? Do you hear me?" Mom calls me her birdie baby, so she's my birdie baby. Sometimes, when she disappears around the corner I holler, "Where's my birdie baby?" I call myself "Nicky" or "Nicodee." Around our house it's "MERRY CHRISTMAS" all year 'round, because that's one of my favorite sayings. Some other things I talk about are "Okay," "All rightee," and "Hi Sweetie." When Mom's busy and I'm fussing for attention, she keeps telling me. "In a minute." So, hey, I decided to tell her that too. Guess I've taught her a thing or two! I've also learned a naughty phrase I like to use when Mom's been on the telephone too long: I shout real loud, "Gotta go pee-pee!" Why does she grind her teeth when I do that?
Mom says she thinks I have a big gold pocketwatch hidden in my vest pocket, because every evening, on the dot of 8:45 p.m., I start fussing to go to bed, saying "Sleepy Birdie!" over and over until she gets the message.
I really scored on Mother's Day with "Hi Sweetie Mommy!" And
then I told her, "I'm Mommy's baby birdie."
I'm shy around strangers, but once I get to know you, I'm a real flirt.
"Hi Cutie --- Gimme a kiss!" gets 'em every time. In fact, when Mommy
had some of her friends over for luncheon a couple of months ago, I flirted
with Aunt Sally. I cocked my head and said in a very sexy voice,
"Hi Cutie!" I can blow kisses too.
In this photo I was playing with another of Mom's
friends, my Aunt Sondra.
I started talking when I was eight months old. A consummate diplomat,
the first word I learned to say was "Mommy."
I love to sit on Mom's shoulder and "help" her, but she says I can be a
little nuisance when she's trying to work on desktop publishing projects.
Most of the time when I'm on her shoulder I remember to pull on the chain
around her neck when I have to go potty. I'm very good about "going
on the newspaper," and that really pleases Mom. I enjoy my playpen
near the picture window overlooking Greenbelt National Park. I like
to think of the park as my personal jungle.
I am very possessive of my things. Don't try to put your hand into
my "castle" when I'm in it, or touch the toys or food bowl on my stand.
For a little guy I really know how to bite hard!! Mom has a two foot
dowel which we call the "Nick Stick." She uses it to handle me, saving
wear and tear on her fingers. The Nick Stick is also a good way to
retrieve me when I get adventuresome and climb to the top of the drapes,
or jump off my playground to waddle around on the carpet.
Mom and her camera seem to be lurking whenever I
get busy with a project. For example, she got this shot of me just
after my bath. Anybody got a towel?
My Accomplishments
I have lots of fun corresponding
with other Senegal parrots on e-mail. There's Simba, Jake, Kobee, Krickett,
and Mickey.
My best pal is named Simba.
He lives a thousand miles away in St. Louis, but we have fun comparing
the strange behavioral patterns of our mommies. We also tell each
other about interesting new foods and toys. Simba and I are both April
babies, and last year we celebrated with a joint virtual birthday party. Another special pal is Mickey,
a Senegal who lives in Dordrecht, in the Netherlands. Mickey has five feathered
siblings and a mommie who takes gorgeous photographs of them. To visit
Mickey and the flock just click on Mickey
To learn more about parrots of all kinds, and about
the wonderful work of the Foundation
Dutch Parrot Refuge, I urge you to visit their web site which also
has links to other web sites for pet birds (like me). If you saw
the wonderful Nature TV show, "Look Who's Talking," you will remember the
heart breaking segment on mentally ill parrots who are cared for by the
fine work of the Refuge.
Thanks for visiting my web
page.
P.S.
Mom read this over and suggested I add this information:
Three great books for any Senegal parent to have on the bookshelf are:
"Guide to a Well-Behaved Parrot" by Mattie Sue Athan; "Senegal Parrots, A Complete Guide" by Pamela Hutchinson; and "Guide to the Senegal Parrot and its Family" by Mattie Sue Athan and Dianalee Deter.
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