Why Dogs Is Better'n Wimmen
| Taking them out to dinner consists of letting them eat that road kill they found without having to email it to Augie for processing into Jerky. |
| When, for some inexplicable reason, they take exception to that new tractor you brought home, they bark at IT, not YOU! |
| Instead of giving you a hard time about all those clothes that missed the hamper, they drag them into a pile, curl up on them, and go to sleep. |
| They have an attention span shorter than the average Super Bowl commercial break. If you make 'em mad, they've forgotten about it before you have. |
| They like cold pizza and warm beer too. |
| When they ride in the truck with you, they don't yell at you for switching lanes while looking at the neighbor's place. |
| They don't mind if you break wind, no matter how loud. Not that I would ever do that |
| Dogs don't care if you hawk a loogie or blow your nose on the ground. In fact, they'll even lick it up so's you don't step in it later. |
| Dogs are much friendlier. They will lick you anyplace at anytime. |
| Better pet him furst... |
| Dogs don't mind you stoppin beside the road and takin a p!$$ when riding in the country.. Heck they don't even mind if you do it in town. |
| Matter a' fact, they'll generally join ya! |
| Dogs don't get mad when ya ask 'em ta go coon huntin'. |
| Dogs don't care if'n ya leaves the toilet seat up. |
| Dogs don't like cats. |
| If'n ya locks the dog outta the house it'll bark fer five minutes, then shut up and go to sleep by the door. |
| Dogs like ta git in the truck and ride fer three hours to go look at a old tractor. |
| Their idea of high-fashion jewelry is a new rabies tag every coupla years. |
| Dogs don't care if'n ya leaves yer spit cup on the coffee table. |
| Dogs is grateful to get yer two week old leftovers fer dinner. |
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