Yesterday I called my oldest son.  I asked what he was doing and he said he was in the car with his mom. (He does not live with his mom).   So I asked where they were going and he said he didn't know.  I asked why.  He said he had been knocked out, tied up and gagged.  So I asked him how he was able to answer his phone.  I thought I had him there, but he came back with, "I cut one loose!"