2. Try to whistle as many television theme songs as you can remember.

3. Think of your family - the ones you don't hate - and all of the fun times you had.

4. Think of your favorite foods and how they are prepared
(try not to think of corn on the cob or other foods that would require flossing.)

5. Make pancakes
(this only applies if you've got a hot plate, pancake mix, and an electrical outlet.)

6. Count your arm hairs.

7. Think about giraffes giving birth
and how they don't injure the baby when it drops.

8. Prepare your grocery lists for the year.

9. This is a perfect time to reflect on your childhood
and who hurt you.