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Greetings to you, web-wanderer! I see you have ventured to my humble abode. Wait a moment... Haven't I seen you before? Hmm?.. No? Well, no matter. For if you have been here before then you will notice a few changes (ok, so I have been promising to re-decorate, empty out the trash can, and dust off the shelves for a year or so now... finally I get done!). But, if you be yet another new traveller of the cyber-plains to visit me, then please do come in... But don't forget to wipe your feet first - this is new decoration, ya know?!
So what has changed to my humble.. No, I'm going to be vain for a change; to my incredible, amazing, wonderful, fantast... What?? Oh, ok then, I'll go back to being humble... Oh, never mind.. I'll just tell you what the hell has changed, shall I? Have you noticed the incredibly handsome hunk to the left? That would be me... And if you haven't wiped your feet on entering my home, then I'll.. I'll... Well I'll just chop yer toes off, and it'll be your own fault! Don't come running to me about it! Now, if you are lucky and have been very good web-wanderers (cleaned your teeth, stopped picking your nose in public, and transferred a large amount of money into my bank account) then I will again update these pages... If not, then.. well I'll still update these pages, but you know I won't respect you in the morning! | ||||
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